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May 2025

Confessions Of A Party Princess

Join Felicity Adams as she spills the tea on the highs and lows of her life as a party princess—from the hilariously awkward to the utterly absurd.

NEXT ON TODAY 7:00 PM
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Identity Quest – a trans existential drama

Drama! Drama? How could she not know who she was?

NEXT ON TODAY 7:00 PM
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The Last Word

A totally objective musical cabaret - Green Room Award Nominee: Best Original Songs (2025)

NEXT ON TODAY 8:30 PM
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No Scripts Given

Watch some of Melbourne's finest improvisers turn their darkest and most vulnerable tales into an hour long improvised comedy.

NEXT ON TODAY 8:30 PM
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Butt Hole

Our flagship cabaret riot! Lubricate your levity with a slippery wet cocktail before gorging your senses on a rotating smorgasbord of silliness and sleaze.

NEXT ON TOMORROW 8:30 PM
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Drawing Straws: Burlesque Life Drawing

Wickedly fun Burlesque Life Drawing on Tuesdays.

NEXT ON TUE 06 MAY 7:30 PM
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The Piano Women

Celebrating 4 centuries of trailblazing female pianists. Join Emma Knights for music, stories, and the women who owned the keys!

NEXT ON THU 08 MAY 7:00 PM
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Hampton House

The Hampton house is a place where Maria felt happy and safe, and though she can no longer be there she feels great love for it still.

NEXT ON MON 12 MAY 7:00 PM
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What To Do When You Kill Your Co-Star

A financially and creatively bankrupt acting troupes’ production goes wrong when an actor is killed on stage.

NEXT ON MON 12 MAY 8:30 PM
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Drawing Straws: Cabaret of Curiosities

A new life drawing event from the minds that brought you Burlesque Life Drawing with a focus on the craziest nighttime costumes, creatures and club kids.

NEXT ON WED 14 MAY 7:30 PM
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Glee Club

Glee Club is the singalong choir that everyone can be a part of.

NEXT ON THU 15 MAY 5:30 PM
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Maybelline is in her Slut Era

Maybelline f*cked 23 Men in 132 Days; A 51% Forecast for Sex. Statistically, Maybelline is a Slut.

NEXT ON THU 15 MAY 7:00 PM
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Cherry on Top - a burlesque variety show!

A cheeky burlesque bash hosted by rhinestoned rebel Cherry Charleston—quick, sparkly, and oh-so-satisfying!

NEXT ON FRI 16 MAY 5:30 PM
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Mr.Nobody

Pure PANTOMIME magic! An adventure full of laughter, chaos, and a man who might be his own enemy

NEXT ON MON 19 MAY 7:00 PM
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FEMME PLAY [ungrateful slut]

It’s 2025. Women have control of their own destiny. Don’t they?

NEXT ON WED 21 MAY 7:00 PM
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Where It All Began

A debut look at Melbourne's newest variety performers gives you the chance to say you were there Where It All Began.

NEXT ON MON 26 MAY 7:00 PM
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Goddesses Unleashed

The hilarious, heartbreaking and powerful retelling of the most enduring Ancient Grecian myths: Hera, Helen of Troy and Medusa.

NEXT ON MON 26 MAY 8:30 PM
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How To Hold A Sign

Two women don hi-vis and false lashes, ready for their first shift on the jobsite. How hard is it to hold a sign anyway?

NEXT ON WED 28 MAY 7:00 PM
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June 2025

Switch

Capturing pain, strength and resilience, Switch is a heartfelt letter to those living with PMDD and the loved ones affected by it.

NEXT ON MON 02 JUN 7:00 PM
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The Night Flower

A cabaret of the female experience and social perception by by Victoria Angelique Mertzanidis, accompanied by a live rock band.

NEXT ON FRI 06 JUN 7:00 PM
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DON’T GET CARRIED AWAY

Roy Barker survived broken bones, cuts and bruises, by learning how to be invisible—not ideal when you want to be a star.

NEXT ON TUE 10 JUN 7:00 PM
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Backwoods to Barbie

Get ready for a rhinestone-studded night of heart, humour, and honky-tonk hits in a dragaret celebration of Dolly!

NEXT ON TUE 10 JUN 8:30 PM
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Asexual Fantasies and Hopeless Aromantics

Sophie Harvey is a musical theatre performer. She's also an asexual who is constantly figuring out if she is on the aromantic spectrum.

NEXT ON MON 16 JUN 7:00 PM
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Bulletproof

Edna - distant relative of infamous bushranger & folk hero Ned Kelly - navigates the 21st Century through the lens of his bulletproof helmet.

NEXT ON TUE 17 JUN 8:30 PM
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VANGELIS UNLEASHED!

This man has no idea who he is, but you're about to find out. A brand new show by Evangelos Arabatzis.

NEXT ON WED 18 JUN 7:00 PM
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July 2025

Who Killed Anna Key?

DING DONG, THE BITCH IS DEAD! Join deranged drag menace Anna Key at her own funeral for a whodunnit cabaret experience unlike any other.

NEXT ON THU 03 JUL 7:00 PM
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Have a Good Night, Walter!

A Lynchian horror about a married couple whose relationship is tested OCD, and strangers who invade their home.

NEXT ON MON 07 JUL 7:00 PM
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Art, War, and Other Catastrophes

The entitled characters of Art, War and Other Catastrophes, are all more traumatised by Arts Funding Cuts than by Man Made Global Disasters.

NEXT ON MON 07 JUL 8:30 PM
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Between The Fractures

A story of relationships, memory, dissociation, alter ego, and safety - where can you find peace between the fractures?

NEXT ON MON 14 JUL 7:00 PM
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It’s been a year since Tom’s Mum’s died and he’s grieving and it’s triggered another bout of OCD.

NEXT ON THU 24 JUL 5:30 PM
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August 2025

A Brief History of Human Stupidity

Storyteller extraordinaire Stephen Sheely serves up a set of absurd, intriguing and seriously funny tales of human stupidity thru the ages.

NEXT ON MON 11 AUG 7:00 PM
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September 2025

Glass Half Empty Cabaret

Songs from an optimistic pessimist.

NEXT ON THU 18 SEP 7:00 PM
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