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September 2024

Butt Hole

Our flagship cabaret riot! Lubricate your levity with a slippery wet cocktail before gorging your senses on a rotating smorgasbord of silliness and sleaze.

NEXT ON TODAY 8:30 PM
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Kitsch Glitz Karaoke

It's kitschy. It's glitzy. It's a frankly ludicrous amount of fun. And it's completely free.

NEXT ON TODAY 10:00 PM
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Magic Masterclass

Monday magic workshop! Perfect for date nights, work activities, and aspiring magicians. Learn amazing, professional magic.

NEXT ON MON 16 SEP 5:30 PM
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The Cockadoodledude’s Barnyard Adventure

You better werk, comrade! Polish off your working-class wig, slip on your farming hooves, and prepare to enter a world of Orwellian dragtasy.

NEXT ON MON 16 SEP 8:30 PM
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Stitch & Kitsch

Are you a knitting novice? Hooked on crochet? Embroiled in embroidery? Or do you just have an ungodly amount of threadbare socks to darn? All identities and styles of stitching are welcome!

NEXT ON TUE 17 SEP 6:00 PM
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Drawing Straws: Burlesque Life Drawing

Wickedly fun Burlesque Life Drawing on Tuesdays.

NEXT ON TUE 17 SEP 7:30 PM
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Laugh For Lifeline Comedy Fundraiser

Lifeline supports people’s mental health. How can comedians help? This fundraiser will boost your positivity and help fund Lifeline training.

NEXT ON FRI 20 SEP 7:00 PM
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Loose News

Melbourne’s newest weekly sketch comedy show will have you in newsworthy fits of laughter.

NEXT ON FRI 20 SEP 8:30 PM
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ETHICAL SLEAZEBAG

Sensual, sensuous and not at all saintly, welcome to the hottest late night variety in town.

NEXT ON FRI 20 SEP 10:00 PM
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Mystery Radio Theatre

Every month experience a fully-scripted, original comedy murder mystery, performed in the style of old-timey radio plays.

NEXT ON SAT 21 SEP 7:00 PM
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Footy Fanatics Cabaret – AFL Singalonga Pub Quiz

Join the fun & games with an AFL themed Cabaret Singalonga Pub Quiz singing footy songs you love while testing your AFL & general knowledge.

NEXT ON MON 23 SEP 7:00 PM
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Meat Loaf – Just the Best Pieces

Dine out on a hearty serving of your favourite Meat Loaf pieces as Antony (Dr H) Hubmayer slices through his back catalogue and digest the finest moments.

NEXT ON MON 23 SEP 8:30 PM
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Drawing Straws: Cabaret of Curiosities

A new life drawing event from the minds that brought you Burlesque Life Drawing with a focus on the craziest nighttime costumes, creatures and club kids.

NEXT ON WED 25 SEP 8:30 PM
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Lizzie In Love

Join Rebecca Symonds for a captivating one-person cabaret that delves into the extraordinary life and loves of one of England's most iconic monarchs, Queen Elizabeth I.

NEXT ON THU 26 SEP 7:00 PM
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Murder Village: An Improvised Whodunnit

Step into the world of a classic English murder mystery, complete with mysterious characters, devilish red herrings, clever clues, and an amateur sleuth always on hand to outsmart local law officials and solve the case themselves.

NEXT ON SAT 28 SEP 8:30 PM
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Classifried! The MKUltra Sitcom

Join a live studio audience (FAKE) for an episode of a beloved sitcom (FAKE) based on the events of MKUltra (REAL).

NEXT ON MON 30 SEP 7:00 PM
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October 2024

CRUSH

A bold new one-man show by Benjamin Quirk. Have you ever wondered why they call it a crush? Having a crush is heaven. Until it's not. Until it's literally hell on earth.

NEXT ON THU 03 OCT 7:00 PM
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Thirsty Thursdays - Piano Bar

Kick off your weekend early with Dr Trevor Jones for a night of laughter, cocktails, and live music!

NEXT ON THU 03 OCT 8:45 PM
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A KILTED QUEER

Fresh on the scene, Marc Isaac brings neurodivergent celtic flamboyant charm to Australian comedy. Think: “The Good Doctor” meets a Scottish version of Rhys Nicholson, but without the respectability!

NEXT ON MON 07 OCT 7:00 PM
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The Runaway Strings: Live and Uncouth

Banjos, giant sea creatures, cowboys, the crushing grind of mundane reality, fabulous lipstick... what show covers all this and more?

NEXT ON SAT 12 OCT 7:00 PM
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PURE GRIME

Award winning NZ performer Em Barrett immerses you in her strange and twisted dark comedy; all from the perspective of a fly.

NEXT ON MON 14 OCT 7:00 PM
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Monty Python Cabaret Singalong Circus

Join the hilarious fun as Antony (Dr H) Hubmayer revives the great satirical songs from the Monty Python era. Expect cabaret antics, interactive patter, and lots of singalongs.

NEXT ON THU 24 OCT 5:30 PM
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Glee Club

Glee Club is the singalong choir that everyone can be a part of.

NEXT ON THU 24 OCT 5:30 PM
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Cabaret Singalonga Pub Quiz

Join the fun & games singing the songs you know and love while testing your knowledge.

NEXT ON THU 24 OCT 7:00 PM
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Granny Flaps – Hot Off the Chest Tour

The award-winning comedy act Granny Flaps will have you laughing from beginning to end as she explores love, lust and everything in-between.

NEXT ON MON 28 OCT 7:00 PM
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Day/Night

A series of monologues by Lilian Hudson and Fergus Black exploring the working world. From 9-5 to hospitality, it is a meditation, a love letter, and a cry for help.

NEXT ON MON 28 OCT 8:30 PM
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Type A Marketing Man

Playing his ukulele as the ship went down, would type A marketing man sell you a lifeboat?

NEXT ON THU 31 OCT 7:00 PM
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November 2024

Johnny Balance - The Fabulous Idiot

If you love magic you’ll love this show, and if you hate magic you’ll love it even more!

NEXT ON MON 04 NOV 7:00 PM
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The Executive Functioner

A heartfelt musical journey by Brandon Koolloos through ADHD, love, and the triumph of self-discovery in life's winding path.

NEXT ON FRI 08 NOV 7:00 PM
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Madwomen Monologues

Madwomen is back for a 13th and final season! 12 monologues written by madly talented women.

NEXT ON MON 11 NOV 7:00 PM
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Out of Date

A theatrical journey with three women from Italian, Malaysian and Sierra Leonean backgrounds, celebrating food and cultural traditions.

NEXT ON WED 13 NOV 7:00 PM
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Unhinged

Hinge ... how can such a brilliant concept in theory, fall so short in practice? Maroux and Saskia bring you Unhinged, The Musical. Through storytelling and song, these two mad-moiselles explore the pitfalls inherent in modern-day dating.

NEXT ON MON 18 NOV 7:00 PM
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Pensive Like a Fox

You know how you think about really important stuff... but you can’t stop thinking like a small, sexy predator?

NEXT ON MON 18 NOV 8:30 PM
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Dahlin! It’s The Jeanne Little Show

A biographical comedy-drama about one of Australia’s greatest comic talents and cabaret stars.

NEXT ON FRI 22 NOV 7:00 PM
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TruScum

Meet Greg, host of the YouTube channel The Logical Trap. He's a controversial, provocative, transgender wordsmith debunking TERFs, tucutes and transphobes. If you want to know the unfiltered truth about trans people, he’s your man.

NEXT ON MON 25 NOV 7:00 PM
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Jack the Ripper

A gentleman discovers his wife's infidelity against the backdrop of the Ripper murders.

NEXT ON MON 25 NOV 8:30 PM
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I Don't Want To Die On A Thursday Night

A collection of love stories told by Vania Octaviani through spoken words and musical performances.

NEXT ON THU 28 NOV 8:30 PM
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Sustainable Stand Up Comedy Show

A comedy showcase starring a bunch of smart, lovely people who are working to make the world better. MC’d by comedian, activist and ordained Buddhist Tejopala Rawls.

NEXT ON SAT 30 NOV 5:15 PM
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December 2024

I did it!!

Why cry over squandered potential when we can laugh?

NEXT ON MON 02 DEC 8:30 PM
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Requiem for Men

To put the ghost of his father to rest, a young man must perform the eulogy at his funeral. But he has nothing nice to say. So he begins.

NEXT ON THU 05 DEC 7:00 PM
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The Job Interview

Get ready to laugh your way through the most chaotic job interviews ever!

NEXT ON MON 09 DEC 8:30 PM
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Lucy Best's Disgraceful Christmas!

Being a heathen never stopped Lucy Best from celebrating the festive season. Hear naughty, nice, and hilarious festive tales of Christmases past!

NEXT ON FRI 13 DEC 7:00 PM
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Sleigh Girl Sleigh 2: The Sleighing

Its Christmas Eve and tragedy has struck the North Pole; the Grinch is dead. Join us for a Christmas Burlesque Murder Mystery for the ages.

NEXT ON FRI 13 DEC 10:00 PM
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SAUCE

When life gives you lemons… f*ck lemons, order a takeaway – with loads and loads of SAUCE. "Simply delicious.” ★★★★★ – The Arts Review

NEXT ON WED 18 DEC 7:00 PM
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January 2025

TriAngel

A rollicking improvised musical documentary about an all-female pop trio’s tumultuous rise to fame.

NEXT ON MON 20 JAN 7:00 PM
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February 2025

Fractured Love

A new theatre piece by Joachim Matschoss where Shakespeare’s much loved heroines deal with love, gender and identity.

NEXT ON MON 10 FEB 7:00 PM
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March 2025

The Cadaver Palaver

An artfully-embellished one-man show of derring-do (and don’ts), from the overactive imagination of C.S. Carroll.

NEXT ON MON 17 MAR 7:00 PM
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