What's On
DAILY LISTINGS
Saturday 05 Oct
CRUSH
A bold new one-man show by Benjamin Quirk. Have you ever wondered why they call it a crush? Having a crush is heaven. Until it's not. Until it's literally hell on earth.
Classifried! The MKUltra Sitcom
Join a live studio audience (FAKE) for an episode of a beloved sitcom (FAKE) based on the events of MKUltra (REAL).
Butt Hole
Our flagship cabaret riot! Lubricate your levity with a slippery wet cocktail before gorging your senses on a rotating smorgasbord of silliness and sleaze.
Kitsch Glitz Karaoke
It's kitschy. It's glitzy. It's a frankly ludicrous amount of fun. And it's completely free.
Monday 07 Oct
Magic Masterclass
Monday magic workshop! Perfect for date nights, work activities, and aspiring magicians. Learn amazing, professional magic.
A KILTED QUEER
Fresh on the scene, Marc Isaac brings neurodivergent celtic flamboyant charm to Australian comedy. Think: “The Good Doctor” meets a Scottish version of Rhys Nicholson, but without the respectability!
Tuesday 08 Oct
Stitch & Kitsch
Are you a knitting novice? Hooked on crochet? Embroiled in embroidery? Or do you just have an ungodly amount of threadbare socks to darn? All identities and styles of stitching are welcome!
Wednesday 09 Oct
A KILTED QUEER
Fresh on the scene, Marc Isaac brings neurodivergent celtic flamboyant charm to Australian comedy. Think: “The Good Doctor” meets a Scottish version of Rhys Nicholson, but without the respectability!
Thursday 10 Oct
A KILTED QUEER
Fresh on the scene, Marc Isaac brings neurodivergent celtic flamboyant charm to Australian comedy. Think: “The Good Doctor” meets a Scottish version of Rhys Nicholson, but without the respectability!
Friday 11 Oct
A KILTED QUEER
Fresh on the scene, Marc Isaac brings neurodivergent celtic flamboyant charm to Australian comedy. Think: “The Good Doctor” meets a Scottish version of Rhys Nicholson, but without the respectability!
Loose News
Melbourne’s newest weekly sketch comedy show will have you in newsworthy fits of laughter.
ETHICAL SLEAZEBAG
Sensual, sensuous and not at all saintly, welcome to the hottest late night variety in town.