What's On

Are you a knitting novice? Hooked on crochet? Embroiled in embroidery? Or do you just have an ungodly amount of threadbare socks to darn? All identities and styles of stitching are welcome!

Wickedly fun Burlesque Life Drawing on Tuesdays.

Why cry over squandered potential when we can laugh?

A new life drawing event from the minds that brought you Burlesque Life Drawing with a focus on the craziest nighttime costumes, creatures and club kids.

To put the ghost of his father to rest, a young man must perform the eulogy at his funeral. But he has nothing nice to say. So he begins.

Kick off your weekend early with Dr Trevor Jones for a night of laughter, cocktails, and live music!

Melbourne’s newest weekly sketch comedy show will have you in newsworthy fits of laughter.

Sensual, sensuous and not at all saintly, welcome to the hottest late night variety in town.

Our flagship cabaret riot! Lubricate your levity with a slippery wet cocktail before gorging your senses on a rotating smorgasbord of silliness and sleaze.

It's kitschy. It's glitzy. It's a frankly ludicrous amount of fun. And it's completely free.

Monday magic workshop! Perfect for date nights, work activities, and aspiring magicians. Learn amazing, professional magic.

Prepare for an hour of delightful absurdity, where charm, cheek and chuckles collide, hosted by the inimitable Adore Händel.

Being a heathen never stopped Lucy Best from celebrating the festive season. Hear naughty, nice, and hilarious festive tales of Christmases past!

Its Christmas Eve and tragedy has struck the North Pole; the Grinch is dead. Join us for a Christmas Burlesque Murder Mystery for the ages.

The angels are gathering for the Last Christmas Party. Grab a champagne and listen out for the bell: you don’t want to miss the end of days.

When life gives you lemons… f*ck lemons, order a takeaway – with loads and loads of SAUCE. "Simply delicious.” ★★★★★ – The Arts Review

Step into the world of a classic English murder mystery, complete with mysterious characters, devilish red herrings, clever clues, and an amateur sleuth always on hand to outsmart local law officials and solve the case themselves.

A TikTok ‘Live’ from the scariest thing a 14 year old can be... A Swiftie.

Aden’s truthful storytelling is unique and will have you laughing and smiling right through the show.

Alasdair always wanted to leave Australia. Then came foreign life, language, mishaps & painful introspection. Now he's back with anecdotes and laaarves it!

Laugh through the tough stuff with stand-up, skits, and songs about Dr Jo’s victory over cancer and her cartwheeling ability.

Simone and Brayden are trapped. The bus is gone and the roads lead nowhere. Their only hope is a payphone with access to ‘the other side’.

Glee Club is the singalong choir that everyone can be a part of.

Hosted by the fabulous Josh Rayne and featuring some of the best comedians in town, prepare for a wild, witty night of acid tongued queer comedy.

Like Bob Ross but you control the strokes! Will you help The Artist create a masterpiece worthy of The Louvre?

Aquarium is an experimental play exploring queer identity through the lens of a captive jellyfish.

A cabaret about embracing imperfection and the joy of messy free expression.

Share the surprises as these old and bold players give birth to a new show every night. You won’t forget it, but they might.

A twisted love story of addiction, obsession and misery.

Dust off your old CDs, dig out your favourite butterfly clips, and join Brigitta Brown for a heartfelt sapphic spectacle.

Emma Algeri is back with an original satirical musical comedy, starring as crowd favourite, Jackie Marvin.

A new theatre piece by Joachim Matschoss where Shakespeare’s much loved heroines deal with love, gender and identity.

Get ready for an unforgettable night of music as James Frampton, Mitchell Roberts, and Felicity Adams take the stage! This powerhouse trio blends the smooth sophistication of jazz with the infectious energy of pop hits, to leave you spellbound.

Set during1980's AIDS Crisis, Frankie and Fitz is a story that tackles heartbreak, love, beautiful queerness, and definitely a little bit of absurdity... wait scratch that... a lot of absurdity.

It’s part comedy roast, part musical, part trivia night - starring baddie Brides, good guy Grooms, and most importantly - YOU!

A financially and creatively bankrupt acting troupes’ production goes wrong when an actor is killed on stage.

A tale of modern women, about nothing and everything.

Hi, my name is Professor Ari and this a class designed to help you re-learn everything you think you know about Greek myths.

Three friends gather to stage an intervention—but as their personal secrets unravel, the question becomes: Who's saving whom?

The world is ending in ten hours. Can you talk about anything else?

A parody of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory conveyed using satire, meta & absurdist comedy.

Follow Lucas and Colette, bound by passion yet torn by differences, as they navigate a love that’s as exhilarating as it is doomed.

An artfully-embellished one-man show of derring-do (and don’ts), from the overactive imagination of C.S. Carroll.

A dark, satirical exploration of modern masculinity and the consequences of chasing destructive ideals.

Part news, part mental breakdown; Clio is a journalist trying to warn us about the end of the world while not getting booted live on air.

Fergus Mitchell and Samantha Ackerley debut their one act plays - Brother Jack and Unit 13!

It's more than a word in the national anthem; she's an Aussie legend! Follow Girt as she tries to save her swimming school at any cost!

Op Shop ‘Till You Drop is a musical amalgamating musical genres, featuring 5 part harmonies and live accompaniment by a small band.

What would a fox do? Mike McLeish has been feeling pensive. Like a fox. He wants to be more like a fox. So he’s trying to think like one. Come see how that’s working out for him.

I grew up off-grid in rural Tasmania without a fridge and I’ve decided to make it my personality.

Presents! Cake! Role Plays! Letitia’s brain melting triggers will make you giggle and tingle all night.

From the makers of Mystery Radio Theatre comes a comedy for anyone who has ever been in a relationship. Or who has avoided relationships because of crap like this.

The UK’s most bang average blokes are tackling everything from patriotism to boners for Beckham. Award winning drag-king comedy chaos.

A stand-up musical comedy so headbanging-ly funny, your brain will thank you!

Against all odds, Finn will be attempting to craft a comedy show that finally matches the strict criteria to be considered for awards.

Slow-motion boxing and pizza dancing. In a playful and absurd crescendo, a romantic clown tries to get the only thing he wants. To be loved?

FRANKLY’s chaotic, Green Room Award-nominated hour of original musical comedy.

A laugh about mental health, dysfunctional families, and what it means to be an adult. It’s comedy with a message and a silver lining.

Top show pick from Edinburgh Fringe 2024 (theatrevillage) come see Laura's debut solo hour!

Every teacher’s meltdown fantasy—don’t miss this wild ukulele strumming farewell!

Ever been told you’re hot? Yes, slay, work the runway. Ever been told you’re actually kinda hot? Less slay.

Join Daniel Burt, the Triple R Breakfaster, for a deeply personal and fearless night of back pedalling.

An improvised Western inspired by you! Travel back to a time of legends and cowboys in this wild, audience-driven adventure.

Melbourne’s favourite Rockabilly Boganite who divides the nation. Is he a ladies man? A gay icon? Or the inner-city philosopher of our time?