Mr. Woody's Last Lesson: Confessions of a Teacher

Buckle up, folks! It’s Mr. Woody, unleashed – the teacher who’s been holding it together for 23 years, now popping a mystery blue pill and throwing the rulebook straight into the shredder (right along with your kid’s report). This ain’t your average retirement party – it’s like the staffroom had one too many wines at lunch and wound up naked in the broom cupboard (Hi Miss Gallagher from Ireland).

Expect booze in his desk drawer, gummies in the staff room lolly jar and Xanax in the coffee... Oh and the ride-on mower bogged in the principal’s office. Woody’s finally doing and saying everything they told him not to – telling Tiger Mums and over-entitled students exactly where they can stick their emails and feedback forms. This is every burnt-out teacher’s fantasy meltdown, live on stage.

It’s unhinged rants, bad decisions, and a music lesson with more drinking than The Pogues
recording session. If you’ve ever dreamed of telling “Mrs Helicopter" to shut her gob or calling out her little goblin for what he really is, this show is your fantasy too!

Warning: Contains explicit language, drug references, filthy humour, inappropriate ukulele playing, kazoo solos, and the kind of drinking that makes professional development days seem bearable.

Come for the chaos, stay for group therapy.

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Arrive Early

At least 30 minutes before the show. Our performances start bang on time and it takes a hot second to welcome you into the building.

Under 18s

The Butterfly Club is a licensed venue. Under 18s can only attend if accompanied by a parent or legal guardian.