Woody’s Last Lesson - Confessions of a Teacher

Buckle up, folks! Woody’s finally unleashed – the teacher who’s held it together for 20 years, now popping a mystery blue pill and shredding the rulebook (right along with your kid’s report).

This isn’t your average retirement party – it’s like the staffroom had too many wines and wound up in the broom cupboard (Hi, Miss O'Shea from Ireland). Expect booze in the desk, gummies in the lolly jar, Xanax in the coffee, and the ride-on mower bogged in the principal’s prized rose garden.

Woody’s letting loose, telling Tiger Mums and entitled students exactly where they can stick their feedback forms and emails. For every burnt-out teacher who’s dreamt of calling out a Karen or her “precious angel,” this is your fantasy, live on stage.

Warning: explicit language, filthy humour, inappropriate kazoo solos, and just enough drinks to make PD days bearable.

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Arrive Early

At least 30 minutes before the show. Our performances start bang on time and it takes a hot second to welcome you into the building.

Under 18s

The Butterfly Club is a licensed venue. Under 18s can only attend if accompanied by a parent or legal guardian.