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Friday 13 Dec

Lucy Best's Disgraceful Christmas!

Being a heathen never stopped Lucy Best from celebrating the festive season. Hear naughty, nice, and hilarious festive tales of Christmases past!

STARTS AT 7:00 PM
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Loose News

Melbourne’s newest weekly sketch comedy show will have you in newsworthy fits of laughter.

STARTS AT 8:30 PM
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ETHICAL SLEAZEBAG

Sensual, sensuous and not at all saintly, welcome to the hottest late night variety in town.

STARTS AT 10:00 PM
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Sleigh Girl Sleigh 2: The Sleighing

Its Christmas Eve and tragedy has struck the North Pole; the Grinch is dead. Join us for a Christmas Burlesque Murder Mystery for the ages.

STARTS AT 10:00 PM
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Saturday 14 Dec

Lucy Best's Disgraceful Christmas!

Being a heathen never stopped Lucy Best from celebrating the festive season. Hear naughty, nice, and hilarious festive tales of Christmases past!

STARTS AT 7:00 PM
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Butt Hole

Our flagship cabaret riot! Lubricate your levity with a slippery wet cocktail before gorging your senses on a rotating smorgasbord of silliness and sleaze.

STARTS AT 8:30 PM
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Kitsch Glitz Karaoke

It's kitschy. It's glitzy. It's a frankly ludicrous amount of fun. And it's completely free.

STARTS AT 10:00 PM
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Sleigh Girl Sleigh 2: The Sleighing

Its Christmas Eve and tragedy has struck the North Pole; the Grinch is dead. Join us for a Christmas Burlesque Murder Mystery for the ages.

STARTS AT 10:00 PM
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Tuesday 17 Dec

Speak Now

Emma and Dean’s wedding starts… soon? The groom is in the sacristy, the bride is on her way, and the only guest is waiting in the antechamber.

STARTS AT 12:00 AM
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Stitch & Kitsch

Are you a knitting novice? Hooked on crochet? Embroiled in embroidery? Or do you just have an ungodly amount of threadbare socks to darn? All identities and styles of stitching are welcome!

STARTS AT 6:00 PM
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Drawing Straws: Burlesque Life Drawing

Wickedly fun Burlesque Life Drawing on Tuesdays.

STARTS AT 7:30 PM
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Wednesday 18 Dec

Speak Now

Emma and Dean’s wedding starts… soon? The groom is in the sacristy, the bride is on her way, and the only guest is waiting in the antechamber.

STARTS AT 12:00 AM
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SAUCE

When life gives you lemons… f*ck lemons, order a takeaway – with loads and loads of SAUCE. "Simply delicious.” ★★★★★ – The Arts Review

STARTS AT 7:00 PM
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Thursday 19 Dec

Speak Now

Emma and Dean’s wedding starts… soon? The groom is in the sacristy, the bride is on her way, and the only guest is waiting in the antechamber.

STARTS AT 12:00 AM
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SAUCE

When life gives you lemons… f*ck lemons, order a takeaway – with loads and loads of SAUCE. "Simply delicious.” ★★★★★ – The Arts Review

STARTS AT 7:00 PM
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Friday 20 Dec

Speak Now

Emma and Dean’s wedding starts… soon? The groom is in the sacristy, the bride is on her way, and the only guest is waiting in the antechamber.

STARTS AT 12:00 AM
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