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Friday 13 Dec
Lucy Best's Disgraceful Christmas!
Being a heathen never stopped Lucy Best from celebrating the festive season. Hear naughty, nice, and hilarious festive tales of Christmases past!
Loose News
Melbourne’s newest weekly sketch comedy show will have you in newsworthy fits of laughter.
ETHICAL SLEAZEBAG
Sensual, sensuous and not at all saintly, welcome to the hottest late night variety in town.
Sleigh Girl Sleigh 2: The Sleighing
Its Christmas Eve and tragedy has struck the North Pole; the Grinch is dead. Join us for a Christmas Burlesque Murder Mystery for the ages.
Saturday 14 Dec
Lucy Best's Disgraceful Christmas!
Being a heathen never stopped Lucy Best from celebrating the festive season. Hear naughty, nice, and hilarious festive tales of Christmases past!
Butt Hole
Our flagship cabaret riot! Lubricate your levity with a slippery wet cocktail before gorging your senses on a rotating smorgasbord of silliness and sleaze.
Kitsch Glitz Karaoke
It's kitschy. It's glitzy. It's a frankly ludicrous amount of fun. And it's completely free.
Sleigh Girl Sleigh 2: The Sleighing
Its Christmas Eve and tragedy has struck the North Pole; the Grinch is dead. Join us for a Christmas Burlesque Murder Mystery for the ages.
Tuesday 17 Dec
Speak Now
Emma and Dean’s wedding starts… soon? The groom is in the sacristy, the bride is on her way, and the only guest is waiting in the antechamber.
Stitch & Kitsch
Are you a knitting novice? Hooked on crochet? Embroiled in embroidery? Or do you just have an ungodly amount of threadbare socks to darn? All identities and styles of stitching are welcome!
Drawing Straws: Burlesque Life Drawing
Wickedly fun Burlesque Life Drawing on Tuesdays.
Wednesday 18 Dec
Speak Now
Emma and Dean’s wedding starts… soon? The groom is in the sacristy, the bride is on her way, and the only guest is waiting in the antechamber.
SAUCE
When life gives you lemons… f*ck lemons, order a takeaway – with loads and loads of SAUCE. "Simply delicious.” ★★★★★ – The Arts Review
Thursday 19 Dec
Speak Now
Emma and Dean’s wedding starts… soon? The groom is in the sacristy, the bride is on her way, and the only guest is waiting in the antechamber.
SAUCE
When life gives you lemons… f*ck lemons, order a takeaway – with loads and loads of SAUCE. "Simply delicious.” ★★★★★ – The Arts Review
Friday 20 Dec
Speak Now
Emma and Dean’s wedding starts… soon? The groom is in the sacristy, the bride is on her way, and the only guest is waiting in the antechamber.