Buy the Cow

Mon 3 to Sun 9 Oct

Buy the Cow

Getting married is always a huge production. Getting married in the middle of a global pandemic is just asking for trouble!

A new hour of stand-up about getting engaged, planning a wedding, getting married, having a baby, and then getting married again, all in the middle of lockdown!

The hens night was a complete shit show, and the stripper left his socks on. The hairstylist almost had a near stroke. The makeup artist was convicted of fraud and could be sentenced at any moment! A positive pregnancy test on the booze-soaked honeymoon was the cherry on top.

Pandemic weddings: dream come true or living nightmare?


Monday 03 October 2022 5:30pm
Tuesday 04 October 2022 5:30pm
Wednesday 05 October 2022 5:30pm
Thursday 06 October 2022 5:30pm
Friday 07 October 2022 5:30pm
Saturday 08 October 2022 5:30pm
Sunday 09 October 2022 5:30pm


Full $37
Concession $33
Group (6+) $30
All bookings via Melbourne Fringe attract a one-off $4.95 booking fee


Arrive Early

At least 30 minutes before the show. Our performances start bang on time and it takes a hot second to welcome you into the building.

Under 18s

The Butterfly Club is a licensed venue. Under 18s can only attend if accompanied by a parent or legal guardian.